"The true revolutionary duty of a writer is to write well."

Gabriel Garcia Marquez | 1927-2014 (via echo5charlie)

(via englishmajorinrepair)

kardashiane:

so i was trying to google that scene in pirates of the caribbean where jack and will are walking underwater with the rowboat over their heads cause it looks cool and i wanna try it

but the thing is i googled “boat scene in pirates of the caribbean”

(Source: antiswearing, via stay-ocean-minded)

amifutami:

what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect

(Source: amifutami-remade, via sorry)